When I go home on break, things always get interesting.
Kiddos, don’t ever feel it’s necessary to take a “courtesy bite” of a pot brownie. No matter how small a nibble it is, no matter if you, with your woman-superior anything-chocolate-making skills, contributed to the creation of this monster. Do not worry about being polite! Normal food offering/receiving etiquette does not apply. Because you know what? One hour later, no matter how miniscule of a bite it was, you’re still gonna end up lying on your bed taking fish-face selfies while your ass vibrates. And if that’s not what you had planned for your evening, it’s a tad of a bother.