We are all hilarious and crazy. Put together we only get more so. For clarification, there is my mom and dad; brother, Joe; and sister, Julie.
This is what happens when we are all stuck in a car together:
This is what happens when we all go out to dinner at a fancy restaurant together:
This is a card my Dad gave to my sister to indicate they’d be helping her buy a car for Christmas. Note that in the illustration they are both bare-ass naked. With the exception of what appears to be some thigh-high stockings and high heels on my mom, and a belt on my dad. Hilarious and disturbing and thoroughly unprovoked.
My little cousins also show some promise.
I’m gonna blame this on serial-killer Ken’s troubled adolescence. He was born without junk, after all. That’s gotta be very emotionally scarring.
But seriously, I love my family so much!