The Top 10 Things You Need To Know
(as told through some of our most prime text convos)
10. This is our favorite game:
9. He has some promising ideas…
8. We have an agreement that if we’re both 40 and still single, we’re marrying each other. We’ve already discussed our sexual preferences.
(On an aside, the article in question is this work of genius: http://www.nerve.com/advice/ridiculous-tips/the-best-of-ridiculous-tips-for-a-miserable-sex-life-emcosmopolitan-em-edition)
7. Sometimes we are terrible people.
6. I’m not allowed to blue-ball him. But more importantly, he needs to learn to group his thoughts appropriately.
5. Sometimes he can be very insensitive.
4. Douchebags, be warned. He’ll know you when he sees you.
3. He’s kinda handsome in a panda-type way.
2. We know how to party.
1. His favorite drink is The Desire.